missinglinc:

relationship status: slept with laundry I was too lazy to fold

I'm just a happy person. I love my job. I just can't take things too seriously or look too far into the future.”

sebastianstanbear:

Sgt. James “Bucky” Barnes of the 107th

sebastianstanbear:

Sgt. James “Bucky” Barnes of the 107th

asmilinggoddess:

there was a post about musical star trek where spock is the one guy who doesn’t understand how everyone is singing and harmonizing but i say no

bones as the one guy who doesn’t understand why everyone is singing and what the hell is this choreography. because i want you to imagine this. bones getting very confused and going to ask spock what the hell is going on and spock turns around and starts singing too

uhmeliamay:

How I spent my time at Pompeii today

prettylittletmi:

Would you rather have Tony Stark’s mustache or Thor’s abs?

glass-cases:

So there’s this app that you can post anonymously about things in your area and this is my favorite one

glass-cases:

So there’s this app that you can post anonymously about things in your area and this is my favorite one

super-quick update while i can:

  • i’m at the beach it’s awesome
  • two people here lie on a bee farm they are so cool holy shit
  • i befriended a 4 year old a few years ago and she’s SEVEN now, when did that happen???
  • i love you!
shaxaphone:

It’s 1:56 am and I’m trying to sleep shut the fuck up

shaxaphone:

It’s 1:56 am and I’m trying to sleep shut the fuck up

foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

Who the hell invented the word “smexy” and what the fuck does the letter m in it even stand for

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thanks