Goddamn Hufflepuffs get the best everything
the question is who in your otp is the enthusiastic parent that cheers way too loudly at soccer games
and which is the one who isn’t allowed at the soccer games anymore because they keep yelling at the ref
I put together some vulcan smooches for you, because I love you.
Vulcan husband-wife kiss:
Vulcan mother-child kiss:
Sexy vulcan makeout:
ooh yeah get some
what are are you doing
oh my god
yeah so I don’t know what this equates to in human terms
but I’m pretty sure if you did it in public on Vulcan it would get you arrested
We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.
I just have a lot of love for this gif.
this is my aesthetic
Evelyn: Look, I… I may not be an explorer, or an adventurer, or a treasure-seeker, or a gunfighter, Mr. O’Connell, but I am proud of what I am.
Rick: And what is that?
Evelyn: I… am a librarian.
France still not free. Marius still being an idiot.”
France still not free. Marius still being an idiot. Grantaire has started to encourage him, of all things. Must have a discussion with him later.”
France still not free. Marius still being an idiot. Tried to impress upon Grantaire the importance of taking these things seriously and not encouraging Marius in his romantic delusions. I do not think he really absorbed any of my wisdom, as he spent the entire meeting trying to play with my hair.
I worry about the fate of France, diary. I really do.”
France still not free. Marius still being an idiot. I am v. close to losing my shit over this nonsense, diary. It’s like I’m the only one who cares about the future freedom and dignity of Patria.”
France still not free. Marius still being an idiot. If there is one more fucking musical number in the middle of my meetings I am going to punch Marius in the face.”
France still not free. Marius still being an idiot.
Although, as it turns out, Marius makes v. amusing squealing noises when punched.”
France still not free. Marius still being an idiot. Eponine yelled at me for making Marius cry.
WHY IS EVERYONE SO CONCERNED WITH MARIUS’S PROBLEMS fuck everything I am going to bed.”THIS IS BACK!!!
xj3:David Bowie in Paris, 1977.
SERIOUSLY I’M NOT EVEN THAT BIG OF A FAN OF DAVID BOWIE BUT THIS PICTURE IS SO PERFECT
Shh, don’t ruin the moment
how can anyone not be that big of a fan of david bowie
LIFE HACK: ignore all of your problems by playing FOB so loudly you can’t think
Dakarai Molokomme, a 15-year-old starving child from a small village in Zimbabwe, has just told Madonna, one of the most famous pop stars in the world, to go and f*** herself, the local media are reporting exclusively.
“Yes, it’s true, I told Madonna to go f*** herself. Do you want to know why?” Dakarai asked. “It’s the same thing every time with these snobby rich Americans. Every once in a while they come to show us their support for the so-called eradication of poverty by adopting a child from a starving family, but they actually do more harm than good. Transracial international adoptions are part of the white savior industrial complex,” Dakarai explained.
In further discussions with journalists from the media, the kid stated that “none of the children here actually want to be taken away from their family and friends so they can be displayed as some kind of trophy in the homes of self-righteous singers or actors who want to score some points with the media and Oprah.”
“If they really want to help us, they should get Big Pharma to ship us some anti-retroviral drugs for the AIDS epidemic, or build schools and hospitals. If they don’t want to do that, then they can all go f** themselves!” the child told reporters.
The 15-year-old also stated that he would say the same thing to any one of those American or European “faux humanitarian posers”, except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.
“Bono’s efforts to save the African savage from itself prove that the colonial imperative is alive and well,” Dakarai said as he walked with other village children collecting sticks to build a tree fort.
THIS IS THE RAWEST 15 YEAR OLD ALIVE