relationship status: slept with laundry I was too lazy to fold
“I'm just a happy person. I love my job. I just can't take things too seriously or look too far into the future.”
Sgt. James “Bucky” Barnes of the 107th
there was a post about musical star trek where spock is the one guy who doesn’t understand how everyone is singing and harmonizing but i say no
bones as the one guy who doesn’t understand why everyone is singing and what the hell is this choreography. because i want you to imagine this. bones getting very confused and going to ask spock what the hell is going on and spock turns around and starts singing too
How I spent my time at Pompeii today
Would you rather have Tony Stark’s mustache or Thor’s abs?
So there’s this app that you can post anonymously about things in your area and this is my favorite one
super-quick update while i can:
- i’m at the beach it’s awesome
- two people here lie on a bee farm they are so cool holy shit
- i befriended a 4 year old a few years ago and she’s SEVEN now, when did that happen???
- i love you!
It’s 1:56 am and I’m trying to sleep shut the fuck up